Time is a wastin.

But maybe, just maybe, if I had this gnome, I'd get out there and clean up the rest of the ornaments for the year:

Dial-a-Hunk Gnome Add a gnome to your garden

Imagine finding this little charmer telling jokes while you gathered your goodies, meaning birdhouses, windchimes, frogs, etc. I would be out there in a second. And where has he been all my gardening life anyway? ; )