Best quote of the week...

...and it came for our priest in an article about our church in The Catholic Standard and Times.
Question: What amusing incidents comprise the parish's history?
Answer: Newcomers to the parish area at times ask about the pungent aroma of mushroom compost. The answer I was initially given was : "Father, you're smelling money!"
Now this is funny for two reasons, one being it does smell really bad at times, especially when the mushroom farms are cleaning out their 'spent' soil. And of course a priest mentioning 'smelling money' is right on target. The question in general was rather odd. Like what does the person want our priest to say? Maybe, "some of the parishoners were buck naked for the potato sack race at the annual picnic"? (just kidding). Brian and I had a good laugh over that one.